This summer I had to drive 3.5 hours from northeast Missouri to St.Louis with my cat in the car. I was going to keep him in his carrier, but he started screaming, so I let him out. ... And he kept screaming. He eventually screamed himself out and went to sleep on the passenger seat. Go figure. » 10/24/14 12:23am Today 12:23am

Suggestions for a work wardrobe?

I could probably figure this out by myself, but a lot of you are a lot more fashion forward than I am, so I'm interested in what y'all have to say. I start my new job tomorrow, and I emailed my supervisor earlier to see what the dress code was because I realized I hadn't asked before. He said it's business casual, and… » 10/22/14 5:54pm Wednesday 5:54pm

Surely you meant mushroom bisque instead of cream of mushroom, right? I'm pretty sure cream of mushroom soup only exists because it is one of those food items a company accidentally came up and then had to invent a purpose for it. » 10/22/14 12:12pm Wednesday 12:12pm

I know this is a late-breaking realization, but has anyone thought about if Mr. UHG is also having an affair? Everyone who is not in the BB family seems pretty fucking terrible, so what if the husband has been fooling around while UHG has been with MEB? » 10/21/14 12:59pm Tuesday 12:59pm

Shows you watched as a child that you probably shouldn't have.

Earlier today on Twitter we were talking about shows that we grew up watching that in retrospect were probably wildly inappropriate for children, and I wanted to bring the topic here. The reason I was even thinking about this today was because last night I heard the Baywatch theme song for the first time in a long… » 10/19/14 11:11pm Sunday 11:11pm

I think I mention this every year, but there are always new people reading, so. Anyway, a few years ago I lived a rural corner of Michigan in a very big, very old farmhouse at the intersection of two country roads. It was quite isolated in more ways than one. As soon as I moved in, I had a bad feeling about the house,… » 10/16/14 12:52am 10/16/14 12:52am