My coworker and I were talking about Current TV.
Him: So, back before Current was sold to terrorists ...
Me: Wait, what?
Him: Bill Gates sold Current to terrorists.
Me: Al Gore started Current ...
Him: Well, he sold them terrorists. You know Al-Qaeda?
Me: I think you mean Al-Jazeera, which isn't a terrorist organization.
Him: What's the difference between Al-qaeda and Al-jazeera?
Me: Al-jazeera is a TV channel. The other isn't.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: (screaming internally)
And no he wasn't trolling me. :(